Desi Life - A Continuous Soap Opera
Being a desi itself is challenging, we struggle with never-ending issues like a pro. Our life is a roller-coaster ride and basic enemies are freedom, values and provoking relatives. We are dealing with smart-mouthed people on daily basis.
Being tagged is a new swag, I guess people are so free these days. They want to impose their thinking on everyone. Why are you late, what you are wearing, your friends are tacky, she is a whore, you are having a girlfriend *Astagfar* and most common weapon from aunties my son is an engineer.
Give us a break, we are happy what we are doing keep your shitty opinion to yourself. Here are a few amusing delimeas I've experienced.
Animus Food Encounter
Why we have to eat same typical authentic boring traditional food. Rotis are not cool, we want invigorating dishes. The most common problem all the non- traditional dishes are expensive *Sigh*.
Household Chores
Why and Why? We are not your kam wali masi, if she is absent that’s not our fault. Why we have to wash dishes and clean our rooms. We never asked your help for personal favors. Dear mother and father, can you please attend my accounting class I’m leaving for a date *Wildest Dream*
Hey Relatives,
Being tagged is a new swag, I guess people are so free these days. They want to impose their thinking on everyone. Why are you late, what you are wearing, your friends are tacky, she is a whore, you are having a girlfriend *Astagfar* and most common weapon from aunties my son is an engineer.
Give us a break, we are happy what we are doing keep your shitty opinion to yourself. Here are a few amusing delimeas I've experienced.
Animus Food Encounter
Why we have to eat same typical authentic boring traditional food. Rotis are not cool, we want invigorating dishes. The most common problem all the non- traditional dishes are expensive *Sigh*.
Household Chores
Why and Why? We are not your kam wali masi, if she is absent that’s not our fault. Why we have to wash dishes and clean our rooms. We never asked your help for personal favors. Dear mother and father, can you please attend my accounting class I’m leaving for a date *Wildest Dream*
What Is Personal Space
We are one big happy family, what is privacy. Parents are our reporting authorities. You should follow the old same rules. You are too young for night outings, late sitting or sleepovers. Your friends are terrorists, rapist or in other words kidnapers. What so ever you have to attend boring dawats no chances for escape. What is girlfriend this is HARAAM stay away from girls *facepalm*.
Galling Relatives
In our culture relatives are blessings, these days we are having doubt on this blessing. It’s very hard for them to stay in their houses. Trust me if they got the opportunity they will spy us 24*7 like 007.
Hey Relatives,
It’s none of your freaking business what we are up to and what we are doing. Spare us and try to work on your damaged personalities.
Never Ending Comparisons
Our competition is from khala ka enginner beta or Chachua Ki doctor beti. Why we can’t live with peace, it’s not important whether we are doctor or model.
Gossips Mongers
Never-ending discussions about us in our circle. Once I felt I'm like a celebrity. Common gossips we received from our loved ones.
• He is such a BIG Flirt
• She is BITCH
• You know what he dated that girl last year
Marriage Saga
Aur kb hori hai shadi, marriage is not the only goal in this life. I know people do attend marriages for lavish dinners. My question is why for your craving you are spoiling someone's life. If you are still interested go and find someone for yourself.
hilarious!! every single desi out there can totally relate.
ReplyDeleteThank You :D
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate as my friends are kidnappers and all.... BTW im the engineer beta to relate with lol :P
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA throughout your engineering journey you drilled poor souls !
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