The Battle Of The Sexes

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A Never ending battle, Men and women have always seen things differently. Men joke that women can't drive, while women say men are the helpless creature. Male and female brains are eldritch and completely diverse. That’s all fine and equitable, Here is my take on conditions from both sides.

1)Pet name
Men
If boys are hanging out together, they have particular nicknames for each other like Motherfucker, Dick, Asshole and Niggah.

Women
If girls are together they will call each other with endearment nicknames such as Honey boo, my girl, Princess and baby.

2)Bathroom
Men
A man has essentially selected items in his bathroom such as, toothbrush, soap, razor, shampoo and towel.

Women
Damn, I can bet you this you will be confused. Their bathroom carries things such as face wash, scrub, hair spray, hair nutritious products, body moisturisers and the list goes on and on. Men would not be able to identify the products.

3)Day Out
Men
Shakedown is their ideal trick, they will blackmail each other and ask for favours in typical words #brotherfromanothermother.

Women 
When they are together for an outing, they will share an equal amount of money and will show courtesy to each other.

4)Future Plans
Men
They are a careless whisper, always wants to concentrate on the present. They prefer to go with the flow, a man never worries about the eternity until he gets a wife.

Women
Girls always want to keep things on track. They worry so much about their future until they got hitched. Matrimony is the ultimate goal.

5)Attire
Men
Men are living with a simple theory, there is no reliable substitute available which is more comfortable than a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt.They will dress up only for a wedding either for a date.

Women
Women are always eager to dress up. They don't avoid a single chance. Whether they are leaving for a party, late night outings, reading a book, doing house chores or answering the call. They never get bored.

6)Marriage
Men
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Women
A woman married a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

I'm closing this never ending debate in few words of wisdom,

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Henry A. Kissinger