Reckless Karachi Bus Drivers
Karachi bus drivers are authentic hipsters who have a bucket reserved for #IDGAFs but believe me when you’re a public assistant, giving a fuck should not be your role. There are specific rules about driving. Which I am sure these cool hipsters are unaware of and never even try to know them. They are living and driving buses with simplistic logic. In other words, bang traffic, bang law, and bang people. I'm the coolest driver in Karachi.
Bus Stops Are For You: Why you stop your 1-ton creation of a rustic automaton that is falling apart just like the London Bridge in the center of Saddar road? Why you need to bump into the motorcycles and cars, unless you will create a huge mess. STOPS are made for you, STFU why you to drive a bus like a motorbike.
Your Horn Is Shitty: Firstly, who created these shitty horns? People hang more on the roads because of these horny noises instead of target killing. Why not drop the signal violating, ass moving, heart-stopping burnouts, car fondling, and side rubbing to the genuine bike walas? Look at your giant bus god damn it you’re not supposed to be mousing out. You’re a bus driver, not an F2 rider.
Eek Your Music Sucks: No one in your bus is up for your bollywood songs which include Chikni chameli, Baby doll and Nazar K smaney. Why irritate poor bus sawaars? We don't deserve this sort of punished. Your hideous choice of songs blew the veins in our brains.
Maintenance Is Our Right: By spending money on maintenance, you can fix the broken mirrors, faulty seats. I know mostly public who utilize buses are an illiterate ass, but you could be generous to keep your ride classy. I understand driving in Karachi is a rollercoaster ride. On a daily basis, you encounter with protests and rallies instead of hot chicks. You can fix the back screen which was shattered in the protest caused by some naive political parties. Most importantly dressing the bus up like a bride is not the maintenance.
You Are Not A Tarzan: They will ask for a fare in the back of the bus, next second you see them in the front. Later on, they are draping on the back of the bus. They literally float over the passing cars and they wave as if they’re doing Bollywood item number.
KHUDA KO MAN YR INSAAN KA BACHA BAN! LATAKNE KA ITNA HI SHOQ HAI TOU KAHIEN AUR JA NA!
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